Wednesday, January 31, 2007


I found these stories on the Internet and had a good laugh.

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me," answered his father.
"Then why do you keep crossing things out?"

A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring their letters back the following Sunday. One little boy wrote, "Dear God. We had a good time at church today. Wish you could have been there."

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up at her and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned!"


Barbara said...

LOL! especially the last one!

Dave said...

Thanks for the smile. I liked the first one.

Jenn said...

very cute

Erik said...

I like the second one most, becauyse the pastor represents more or less mankind as a whole. (Sometimes I feel myself a pastor).