I don't think Matt and Spencer will be responding to any ads from this fine institution of higher education:
Are you excited by the possibility of visiting this family?
Maybe this explains why I can never find my parking brake:
Now I know why the vending machines at work keep spitting my money back at me:
I hope you weren't planning to eat here tonight:
This city offers the finest in telecommunications technology:
It looks like I won't be eating any Halloween candy this year.
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