Friday, January 30, 2009

Amazing Astronomy at AOL

Click on this link and scroll down to the Amazing Space Images photo gallery to see some stunning photos. This stuff gives me goosebumps. Words just don't capture the beauty, elegance and drama of the cosmos. Fortunately, there are some telescopes and spacecraft that are creating images that give us a small glimpse of what is "out there."

Here are a few sample photos to whet your appetite.

1. White Dwarf Nebula - the white spot more or less in the center is a dying star. What a way to go!



2. Orion Nebula - what a palette of colors!



3. Nebula Sin Nomine - If this one has a name, I don't know it. With twinkling stars like these, who needs a name anyway?



4. Eagle Nebula - Do you see the eagle? I do. It reminds me of the eagle rock formation we saw at the Grand Canyon last spring. Pretty cool stuff.



5. M13 Galaxy - Wouldn't you love to hang this on your Christmas tree next year?



6. Boomerang Nebula - No words needed.



I want to join Star Fleet when I grow up.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Militant Evangelical Christianity

Over the past few years, I've noticed a disturbing trend in evangelical Christianity. It seems that some evangelicals are shifting their strategies away from winning people to Jesus through persuasive beliefs and testimonies, toward using strong language and tactics to make their point. I touched on one fanciful, silly manifestation of this tendency in my recent post about the bogus War on Christmas - a war that exists primarily in the minds of some insecure conservative Christians. Today, I'm going to write about a very sinister manifestation of this mindset and (I hope) a far less sinister Salvation Army example.

Pastor Rick Warren, whose name is known to almost everyone who has attended an evangelical Christian church in the past decade, has manifested this trend in a way that chills me much more than the silly Christmas War. You see, Pastor Rick has been preaching, for several years, that Christians need to do "Whatever It Takes" to build God's Kingdom in the world. This message disturbs me because Warren illustrates it with such notable exemplars as Hitler Youth, Lenin's Communist cronies, and those who implemented Chairman Mao's Cultural Revolution in China. Moreover, Warren speaks in glowing terms of what the followers of Hitler, Lenin and Mao accomplished.

I've got three problems with Warren's appropriation of the followers of Hitler, Lenin and Mao as examples of admirable devotion to a holy cause. Firstly, the armies of Hitler, Lenin and Mao accomplished what they did through brute force. Surely, Pastor Rick does not believe that God's Army should behave similarly. Secondly, followers of all three of these leaders were brainwashed into their beliefs and coerced into action on behalf of their leaders and dogmas. Surely, Pastor Rick does not endorse such methods for motivating and mobilizing God's troops. Thirdly, there are plenty of more admirable role models that Warren could have chosen instead of these ugly examples. Who might some of those examples be, I wonder?

Let's see, give me a minute to think of someone...

I've got it! Today is Martin Luther King Day in the USA. Perhaps Dr. King and his compatriots would provide some good role models for Christians. Martin Luther King, Jr. and his followers brought about significant changes in American society through peaceful protests against injustice. The only forces they used to reach their goals were those of reasonable persuasion and moral correctness. Even better, King and many of his followers were Christians! Imagine that! Christians who actually acted and made significant changes in their society and culture and didn't even have to get nasty about it! Sadly, Pastor Rick bypasses the examples of King and his cohorts for those of Hitler, Lenin and Mao and their (often reluctant) followers. Nice work, Mr. Warren.

Or, Pastor Warren could have chosen models such as the Peace Corps volunteers who have done (and continue doing) tangible, good works around the world. Nope. Pastor Rick bypasses the Peace Corps for leaders and armies that wrought terrible destruction everywhere they went. Nice call, Mr. Warren.

Enough about Rick Warren. Let's move on to The Salvation Army example - a leader of the "primitive Salvationism" movement - Captain Stephen Court, the Canadian Salvation Army officer who is currently the principal of a Salvation Army training college in Australia. Captain Court posted this nice little tidbit at Army Barmy on January 18, 2009:

I heard Captain Rowan Castle teach the other day and there were some gems. Here are a few of them:

- The Salvation Army is a Jesus vehicle for Kingdom conquest.

And on the definition of The Army as the fist of the body of Christ, RC continued, explaining that The Army only really makes sense in crisis/tension - those times when you clench a fist and fight.

He also taught that Christianity is not about making us safe from the world but about making us dangerous TO the world.

The one lesson that most people around the world learned on September 11, 2001 was to fear forceful religion. I'm pretty sure that Captain Court is not advocating forced conversions. Still, I find the metaphor of the clenched fist disturbing. Whatever happened to the hand outstretched in love? In a world in which some Islamic activists have shown how lethally dangerous they can be, I question whether it's a good idea to propose that Christianity should also be "dangerous." Again, I'm pretty sure that Captain Court isn't advocating Christian terrorism (although his wife and a former student of theirs do condone e-vandalism - definitely one of the stupidest evangelizing tactics I've ever heard of). But, surely, he's not so tone deaf to the concerns of the Post-9/11 world that he doesn't understand how his militant language may confuse, or even frighten, some.

Perhaps evangelical Christians should reconsider the strategies by which they intend to win the world to Jesus and the language they use to describe that conquest. I'm pretty sure that obnoxious militarism in either word or deed is not the correct course to take.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

What Female Pastors and Pornography Have in Common

Ah, those wacky Southern Baptists are at it again.

"Over 100 Christian bookstores run by the Southern Baptist Convention have pulled from their shelves this month's issue of Gospel Today Magazine, which features a cover story about female pastors."

Ooh! Can't have the womenfolks thinkin' they c'uld be pastors or somethin'. That thar's men's work!

To add insult to injury, customers who want the magazine have to ask for it specifically, because it's hidden behind the counter. You know, in the place where secular book stores hide the pornography.

According to the story I linked to above, "The Southern Baptist Convention, the nation's second largest Christian denomination, officially opposes females serving as pastors. In 2000, the denomination overwhelmingly adopted a revised statement of faith that said the pastoral role should be restricted to men. "

The article goes on to say that, even though both men and women are gifted for work in the church, the pastoral role belongs solely to the men. Say this along with me, boys and girls - separate but equal. Those of you familiar with American history will recognize "separate but equal" as the phrase that justified decades of racial discrimination. African Americans were required to use separate facilities from those used by whites. They weren't denied access to water fountains, washrooms, and so on, they just had to use the crummy stuff while the white folks got to use the good stuff. Similarly, black folks weren't denied access to city buses, they just had to sit in the back seats because the white folks had first dibs on the front seats. Eventually, American jurists realized that the notion of "separate but equal" was meaningless; social separation inevitably entailed social inequality.

To look at this in ecclesiastical terms, the Southern Baptists believe that men and women both have places in the family of God, but that some places (leadership roles - surprise, surprise! Why not toilet cleaning positions and the like?) are reserved solely for men. Richard Land, a denominational leader, says that the church does not view women as subordinate to men and that women and men are all equal before God. It's just that women can't have authority over men because men have God-ordained authority over women (the Bible tells him so). I need hardly point out that, if one group has authority over another, then the groups are not equal.

To be fair, the Southern Baptist Church is not the only denomination that continues to practice gender discrimination. According to Wikipedia, "about half of all American Protestant denominations ordain women and about 30% of all seminary students (and in some seminaries over half) are female." This means, of course, that half of American denominations are still discriminating against women. The Catholic Church continues to bar women from the priesthood and several Protestant denominations have split over the issue of female ordination (some of those same denominations are now in danger of splitting over the issue of homosexual ordination).

Many churches, just like many Salvation Army corps, rely on women to crank the engines. Many church (and corps) programs would cease if women didn't run them. Here's what baffles me: why do women continue serving congregations and denominations in which the (almost invariably male) leaders believe (or behave like they believe) they are second-class citizens? And, lest the Salvationists among you get smug, I challenge you to cite more than a handful of token women in significant leadership positions in The Salvation Army. I'll go you one better - I'll bet that most, if not all, of the women you name will be single women officers. How many married women officers are holding substantive leadership positions? So, my question applies to The Salvation Army too: why are women still supporting an institution that treats them as inferiors? How long will they continue doing so? Many churches bemoan the fact that most of their men enter the front door as children and exit the back door as teens or young adults. In this age of deepening awareness of gender equality issues, I suggest that church leaders should examine the roles of women in their institutions (and in their theology). Otherwise, they may turn on the lights one day and discover that the women have followed the men out the back door.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Make Room for Beethoven



I came across an interesting item in the New York Times about the meaning of the musical excerpts that frequently decorate accompany the panels of Peanuts comic strips. Apparently, the notes that danced across the panels were not random, but were actually excerpts from Beethoven's works that were supposed to serve as something of a soundtrack for the cartoons. Now, I'm going to have to find all those old Peanuts cartoons and read the music as well as the words and pictures.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Mute Monks Hallelujah Chorus

How do monks who have taken a vow of silence sing the Hallelujah Chorus? Watch the video to find out.

Friday, January 09, 2009

The Quiet House

Our house is quiet tonight.

Dave is nursing a toothache. Consequently, he is saying very little and becoming quite friendly with the Advil bottle (I think I'm getting jealous).

Jonathan is out with Maggie (and maybe Ally, too).

Joshua is in Texas for drum corps camp. It's not quiet there. On Sunday, he will travel to LSU. It won't be quiet there, either.

I'm just vegging after a long day (11 hours) at work. I don't have anything to say and, even if I did, I have no audience to say it to, since Dave isn't paying any attention to me. (Now, I know I'm jealous of that Advil bottle).

I think I'll go read a book. That will liven things up for me. But, the house will still be quiet.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Birthday Greetings!

It's been less than two weeks since Christmas and less than one week since New Year's - but we found two more reasons to eat and party anyway: Jonathan and David had birthdays this week. Jonathan turned 25 yesterday - he's getting old (but I'm not - ha, ha)! And Dave, whose age is better undisclosed (my lips (and keyboard) are sealed), had a birthday today.

All four of us went out for dinner this evening, then came home for cake and presents. Now, Jonathan is visiting Maggie and Ally, and Dave, Joshua and I are watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episodes on DVD. DS9 was my favorite of all the Star Trek series, so I can easily be persuaded to watch it. And seven seasons of shows provide lots of viewing opportunities. Joshua's trying to watch lots of episodes before he returns to LSU this weekend.

Now, since there's no other news to share, I'll wrap up two with big shout outs:

Happy Birthday, Jonathan

Happy Birthday, Dave

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Happy New Year!


Happy 2009, everybody! We've had a nice, quiet start to our year. On New Year's Eve, Dave and I watched the Chick-Fil-A Bowl. In addition to actually catching a glimpse of Joshua playing in the marching band, we enjoyed seeing his LSU Tigers beat the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets by a score of 38-3.

On New Year's Day, Dave and I watched the Iowa Hawkeyes take care of the South Carolina Gamecocks, 31-10. Joshua arrived home in time to watch both the Penn State Nittany Lions and the Alabama Crimson Tide get humiliated. Oh, well, the two most important teams won, so that's all that matters as far as our interest in bowl games goes. More importantly, the evening ended on a high note when Ally came over for a visit. Oh, yeah, she brought Jonathan and Maggie with her.

Right now, Dave, Joshua and I are watching Mr. Bean videos. I'm sure there will be another football game on TV before long; I think this is just filler material until then. In the meantime, I'll wish everyone a happy, fulfilling 2009.